Ass Damn

A wad of toilet paper situated between the left and right butt cheek, just covering the anus. Most commonly used as a moisture block/absorbent on a hot summer day but may also be utilized during times of bowel irregularities. Also provides some relief as an odor absorbent. Left in place, the Ass Damn is an effective remedy against such ailments as dysentery, swamp ass and hershey squirts.

Note: the application of the Ass Damn has been directly linked to an increase in Dingle Berry activity.

A wad of soft 2 ply toilet paper makes the best Ass Damn. However, this may substitued with napkins, paper towels, hankeys, cotton balls or newspaper in times of stress.

by Bootface July 12, 2006

aw, damn!

An expression of happiness, anger, or surprise whenever something extraordinary happens.

Aw, damn! He just ran 96 yards and scored a touchdown!
or
Aw, damn! That guy just ran over a dog!

by Greg Lathane October 2, 2005

God damn

When damn just won't do.

Not just damn, god damn!

by Dudedog July 24, 2008

Dont Give A Damn

To Not Care

I Dont Give A Damn if you got hurt, its called karma.

by YaBoyPablo June 11, 2018

Must be that damn phone

Every 40 year old facebook mom’s excuse when there child gets hurt, sick, whatever.

Mom! I broke my leg!
Mom: must be that damn phone

by 7point92x57mauser March 9, 2020

about damn time

When happens and it was due to happen a lot of time earlier.

About damn time you showed up... I was waiting here for hours like an ashole

by STFURobocop April 17, 2016

God Damn Bastard

The idiot that complains about someone deleting his definitions.

That god damn bastard is a retard. That god damn bastard doesn't have a life.

by Dude Grease October 7, 2006