Ding Dong Shit

The act of taking a shit on one's doorstep ringing the doorbell and running like hell.

"Dude what did you do to make that guy pissed off?" "I decided to go on a little Ding Dong Shit run!"

by ChrisNeville May 13, 2009

Dong High Defense

A martial arts technique for Nunchucks wherein the person uses one hand to protect their Dong (Penis) and the other hand firmly grasps the nunchucks and in one motion swings the nunchucks over their head like their life depended on it.

Popularized by the Showtime TV show WEEDS

Your in a forest surrounded by the enemy... The enemy inches in closer. When they are just inches away you invoke the Dong High Defense.

What is that?

YOU PROTECT YOUR DONG AND THEN YOU SWING LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!

by WeedsFan September 1, 2013

Ding Dong Dick

The act of leaving a 7 foot dragon dildo at ones door after ringing said victims door bell.

Brad broke up with his girlfriend so her friends decided to Ding Dong Dick him.

by ItsDarc August 4, 2020

Hong Kong Dong

A nasty - but fortunately fictional - venereal disease mentioned in dirty jokes; which causes one's dong to rot and fall off after a few days.

"You Western doctors always want to cut, cut, cut! No need! That not how we treat Hong Kong Dong. You wait two, maybe three days, he fall off all by himself."

by Duke Fenton January 9, 2022

Dong ding dung

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Dong ding dung sung fung dong doof

by Manofthememes October 21, 2021

poopy shlong dong

When your poop is long as a penis.

Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"

Bobby: " Whut?"

by poopoocakes June 13, 2023

Dirty Dong David

(noun) (verb)

The act of performing a circumcision on a Jew while shoving the ingredients of Black Tar Heroin into his anus.

Friend: Where have you been?
Me: Oh just doing Dirty Dong David on that grandma next door
Friend: Oh ok

by potatosupremxcy February 16, 2023