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When you know that Peel District School Board can see you aren't doing your work and instead you are on Urban Dictionary, but you don't give a fuck.

BOY: Hey I'm gonna play games all math period
GIRL: You know that the peel district school board can still see right?
BOY: yeah, but still... suck my dick pdsb

by mr adamanchuk October 27, 2016

look at my dick

a trick you play on your fellow acquaintances in the PE locker room

boy 1: bro bro bro
boy 2: yah?
boy 1: look at my dick

boy 2: -looks-
boy 1: dude you're so gay

by holy maccaroni April 18, 2017

Double Reverse Dick Bender

It is where a girl (Preferable with a Vagina) is riding yo dick and then twists around in a 359 degree motion and then pushes her stomach forward bending your dick and snapping your dick with the possibility of ripping it off.

Person 1: Yo, my girl just did the Double Reverse Dick Bender
Person 2: Damn, did it hurt
Person 1: Yes, my dick is permanently sticking up now
Person 2: Remember to remind me to do this next time I get a chick at the bar

by Zombiedead3 YT October 23, 2019

A hotdog dick

When you put your dick in a hotdog bun

Griffin- my gf wants to give me a hotdog dick
Tyler- wow I wish I was you

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

national get your dick sucked day

If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to

Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me

by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020

ya like dick and balls?

ya like dick and balls? maybe cock too?

Callmecarson: ya like dick and balls?
Ninja Tyler Blevins: nah, only balls
jschlatt: *is proud*

by slasi October 27, 2020

Dani's Dick

Dani's Dick is the most powerful weapon in this world, just looking at it makes your asshairs tingle in fear. Like a mighty katana it will slay all men, women, both, none, and in-between, making them weiner cock obsessive creatures. This straight bladed double edged glorious shaft was so abnormally large that it required the use of a trillion hands to wield it effectively. But before your musty fingers are even able to touch the throbbing piece of gold, you will need to withstand its EXTREMELY captivating and sexy aura. If you stare for too long, your eyes will combust and your very own miniature dick will explode into tiny muffin-looking-hamsters. HARDCORE. Nobody in history has been able to even kiss this magnum king kong phat dong, let alone even survive in its toe curling, back bending, mind numbing, head splitting, butt fucking presence!!! The Dani Dick rules over everyone. Suck it up you twinks (Hamish, Tomie, Finn, Ben, Declan)

"Hey, have you heard about that bootylicious babe's ass destroyer 3000??"

"Oh! You mean Dani's Dick?? Yeah careful, that shit makes you want to pour oil on yourself and jump booty butt naked"

Don't mess with Dani's Dick.

by FinnsMumEnjoyer May 5, 2022