alaskan chub choker

When you hit a girl in the face with your dick, then as fast as possible, you shove your chub as far down her throat as you can. then she will struggle to breathe and she will choke on your cum. when she breathes in, you cum in her throat. the cum will be forced into her lungs. warning – may cause death.. (very brutal but your cock will appreciate it!)

Bro 1: “dude i just destoyed my ex by doing the good ol’ alaskan chub choker!”
Bro 2: “me too! i plowed some random hooker on the street!”
Bro 1: “awesome

by tiweryoung August 28, 2016

diet cherry coke

A soda that sounds quite awesome but one be you get it, you realize it sucks. YET You keep getting it because it sounds good.

Well I could get coke but Diet Cherry Coke sounds pretty great

by Pickelbutton June 16, 2016

Mexican Turkey Choke

When a person squeezes the penis so hard that you lose all circulation making the penis fully white

Last night she gave me a Mexican Turkey Choke

by Kevin Keems December 4, 2016

Pulling a Coke

The act of skipping school in order to miss a test or quiz. One who pulls a Coke is subject to immediate ridicule.

Grant: Aye man, you ready for that Biology test tomorrow?

Troy: Nah man. I’m pulling a Coke tomorrow.

Grant: What a b*tch.

by Louisswagu October 24, 2019

Glock cock choker

When you suck and gluck on dat cock to hard u swallow it and you swallow there balls at the same time that your thought gets bruised

Bro I just gave the glock cock choker last night to big Jim

by Lynsey brolly December 6, 2021

A pound of salt and some coke

Really don’t trust what they say
They’re very hard to believe much like the phrase “take what they say with a grain of salt”

“His outlandish claims about seeing the world had to be taken with a pound of salt and some coke."

by Words… April 3, 2022

Who put pubic hair on my coke?

What Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas asked Professor Anita Hill which was revealed during his easily successful Supreme Court confirmation hearing.

It’s so clear that for a man of Clarence Thomas’ stature to ask, “who put pubic hair on my coke?” is the completely harmless act of a jokester!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2023