A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020
Get the I just cracked me one off. mug.A white person who strongly dislikes people who are of a dark skin color, and is a complete jerk to everyone.
"That (white) guy over there calling every black person a no good nigger and beating his wife is such a racist cracker asshole.
by johnny quest the third December 21, 2008
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"Ronald Chi is the son of an Asian man and a White woman. The kids at school call Ronald a rice cracker"
by iknowmy3tables March 19, 2009
Get the rice cracker mug.Racial slur used by black to discriminate whites.
Usually not used by whites, because well it's we don't want to sound iggnorant.
Usually not used by whites, because well it's we don't want to sound iggnorant.
Black guy: Shutup cracker!
White Guy: Whatever nigga...
Black Guy:!!! Did u just call me a nigga, imma whoop yo a**
After white guy gets beat up he's prolly in cuffs for being a racist, and has liberal people on him now..
White Guy: Whatever nigga...
Black Guy:!!! Did u just call me a nigga, imma whoop yo a**
After white guy gets beat up he's prolly in cuffs for being a racist, and has liberal people on him now..
by Mr0bvious January 30, 2007
Get the Cracker mug.Cracker head: meaning to be an idiot, or troll intending soly to annoy people.
Cracker head:Also meaning to ejaculate onto the top of comeones head into their hair.
Cracker head:Also meaning to ejaculate onto the top of comeones head into their hair.
That cracker head keeps posting just to annoy people so i banned him.
Jim gave his wife a cracker head.
Jim gave his wife a cracker head.
by Emm Em July 19, 2005
Get the cracker head mug.A word used by African Americans in an attempt to insult white people, But since the word does not have any actual meaning like the word "nigger", White people usually don't take it as in unsult
by Gusx1 January 10, 2009
Get the Cracker mug.A slang term for 'white person,' which can be affectionate or derogatory depending on the context. Unlike 'redneck,' 'cracker' does not carry the added connotation of 'powhitetrash,' but simply refers to someone who is undeniably white.
Despite the common misconception that 'cracker' refers to whip-happy slave-drivers, the term is derived from 'Florida Cracker,' after Florida hill-billy cattlemen who drove their cattle along the highways, cracking their whips.
Despite the common misconception that 'cracker' refers to whip-happy slave-drivers, the term is derived from 'Florida Cracker,' after Florida hill-billy cattlemen who drove their cattle along the highways, cracking their whips.
have you sampled my designer line of baked goods, 'crackah, pleez?'
get yo cracker ass up in the house fo somebody sees you.
get yo cracker ass up in the house fo somebody sees you.
by MerryAndy August 6, 2007
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