this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.
everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
by thatspicything April 24, 2019
The Albino Robot Alpaca King. The best fortnite player you'll ever meet in your life. Extremely sussy. Straight af. Best friends with Thomas Chamberlain (a.k.a Big Daddy Bulldozer) and Tim Cormier (Hunk of Man)
by yoseph_2975 February 01, 2022
ZIONIST IDIOT WHO OVERCHARGES FOR SERVICES
VERY EXSVPENSIVE "ARREST INSURANCE"
...AND IS UNWARE HE PERFORMS SLANDER AND LIBEL AND A LITERAL BULLY
VERY EXSVPENSIVE "ARREST INSURANCE"
...AND IS UNWARE HE PERFORMS SLANDER AND LIBEL AND A LITERAL BULLY
by OBJECTIVE TRUTH June 06, 2024
by Nutcracker Spirit March 26, 2018
; a girl who is dating jacob sartorius in her imagination. she is a mega fangirl but only for Jacob. she is blonde and acts like it too.
by wedontlikecassie123 December 21, 2018
A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.
Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."
by Spanish Lass January 15, 2012