pissing contest

1. a dispute that's a matter of one side's claims or bluster against the other's; a word feud; bickering; belly bumping. Contrary to some definitions, women are quite capable of(although usually less inclined to) "hold their own" in a pissing contest, which could morph into a shirt-shredding cat fight

2. many of the pointless definitions at this site that every one over the age of 8 already knows the meaning of

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ad nauseum in aeternum

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

girth control

a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite sex will engage with her in a procreative or other sexual act

"Suzie's lucky she's never had to worry about going on the pill," Erin cattily remarked. "With a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control."

by Andrew Roedell March 5, 2007

Contract Killer

an assassion for hire. paid to kill, and not leave a trace of evidence that can lead back to the customer.

I'm a contract killer, for my last hit i was paid $60K.

by Ric0 September 14, 2007

contion

To feel tired; lack of enthusiasm.

I'm so contion today I'm still in my pajamas. Stop being contion I'm getting tied too.

by Heyheyxcx July 17, 2014

Contra

noun.

1. A person who in some way disagrees with everything said, a contradictor or one who contradicts.

You: "Man, tonight is a beautiful night."
Contra: "Last night was better."

You: "This homework was really difficult."
Contra: "No, it was easy."

by gilason11 September 6, 2010

Content Cop

A series made by IDubbbzTv that focuses around talking about YouTubers content and why it's bad.

Guy: Did you see the new content cop?
Guy 2: Yeah. It was pretty cool

by IG: i_stole_your_kids January 23, 2018

contradick

a person who is determined to contradict everyone merely for the sake of contradicting, therefore acting in a dickish manner

When I told him the interior was tan, he informed me that it was instead more of a sandy color, what a contradick

by soccerdude19 July 30, 2009