keyboard condom

Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.

I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010

condomplating

The act of using a condom as a plate, or vice versa.

I was short on Plates, but i had a box of condoms so i started condomplating to make more

by Lotte Carmine June 10, 2011

condomsrusredux

One badass motherfucker

FOO DONT MESS WIT KONDOMZzZ.

by EEEVIL Condomz March 12, 2004

condom jus

The spermicidal fluid or other lubrication coating a condom.

Yuck, I tried to put a condom on and got condom jus all over my hands.

by phatteus June 3, 2008

irish condom

An empty Mars Bar wrapper thats only open at one end.

I didn't have a rubber on me so i had to use and Irish condom

by eireman March 28, 2009

Condom Jouster

Game for safe sex homos.

Lets go to the beach and watch the condom jousters.

by Flanstraw2 October 16, 2008

Condom

A rubber thing that you out over a guy's penis so you don't get a disease or get pregnant. SMART IDEA, FREAK MIDGETS SUCK!

Girl: Heyyyyy baby, wanna have sex?? ................. without a condom? ;)

Boy: Aw, hell no bitch!! FREAK MIDGETS SUCK.

by gingerbread gal August 7, 2011