Condom

Every Man's best friend.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.

"Man...if it hasn't been for this Condom,I would have screwed this up"

by MVPMike April 25, 2019

Condom

Is this French or something

So my mom aksed me if I used condoms and I told her to stop speaking French

by riplacapone August 19, 2016

Condom

The rubber glove a man uses to cover his penis when he has sex with a partner. Mostly because he doesn't want kids or because he is cheating.

Nick used a condom to cover his penis after having sex with a bitch he was cheating with

by LETTMEEATYOURPUSSYBITCH October 16, 2017

condom

a sock for a penis

Homie: Yo, I heard you hooked up the Lily last night. Did you use a condom?

Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!

Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.

by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019

Condom

Condom, cockcoozie, kidnapper what ever your you call them your parents wished they used them.

I forgot to use a condom when i banged your mom last night so say hi to your sister for me

by Nexus the memer May 9, 2022

Condom

What your parents forgot to use

"I was born because my parents forgot to use a condom

by Ihatefortnite901 January 2, 2021

condom

what your parents,obviously,did not use

-How did this shit came out

-Fuck you bitch, dat ain't mine.I used a CONDOM slut

by ya_mama_made_dat October 17, 2017