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The Collingwood Wave

The Collingwood Wave is how all Collingwood fans (And ALL Victorians in general Monday - Friday anyway) prefer to greet each other, whether that's sending an opening gesture, or receiving one.

The wave is performed by bending over infront of another, presenting your rear end, looking back and flapping your hand in a welcoming motion to the desired recipients to come and take you from behind whilst you look back at them over your shoulder with a smile.
Innocent observer: "Um what's that cunt in the magpies hat doing? Does he want to get bashed?"

Observers Victorian friend: "Oh that's the Collingwood Wave, we always try and present like that if we think we see someone we know, but just remember it's reserved for Collingwood fans on match days"
by [Stuey the king] May 15, 2023
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Franny collins

A franny collins is where you get all 10 fingers and lick each one individually and then insert each finger into a vagina (on period). After this you then need to proceed in licking each finger clean until you throw up all over the girl.
Last night i cant believe i franny collins all over Ellie Simmonds.
by james clarke May 17, 2023
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dirty Collyn

When your about to bust but shoot it into your eyes then blink as fast as you can. Then if it’s dripping let it flow into your girl’s vagina
Bro my eye hurts so bad I gave my girl a dirty Collyn last night
by Dickinabee June 14, 2023
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Megan Collins

Megan Collins is undeniably beautiful and a wonderful person, but it's important to remember that perfection is subjective, and each person has their own unique qualities that make them special.
by Sueyy November 3, 2023
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robin collings

Robin Collings has a lot of whores in his basement. He loves whores.
Robin Collings keeps whores in his basement
by Robin Collings December 13, 2023
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Darron Collins

President of College of the Atlantic (soon to be former president)
Guy who built a building with bird-proof glass
Guy who funded a 'sculpture' running through the middle of the campus
Guy who is mentioned as 'notable alumni' of College of the Atlantic on Google Search
Guy who rakes in $200k a year (at least according to public records since College of the Atlantic is non-profit)
Guy who makes mama jokes pretending as a drunk college student during RA training
The man, the myth the legend!
Darron Collins invited me for Pizza at his house on Tuesday night- I tested positive for Covid the next day.
by lelelololalelulolila December 29, 2023
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Mr Collins

When your computer science teacher is sexist af and has a thing for making fun of people.
Mr Collins was being sexist again
by Analbeedmastern January 24, 2024
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