kelly clarkson

A very talented singer, however, all her songs seems to be angry and sexist towards men. She must have some issues with men. I'm sure the feminists love it.

Why are all Kelly Clarkson titled, "Miss Independent" "Never Again" "Since U been Gone" etc.? Why no happy songs? All angry at men? It's getting old.

by Sam123456 May 16, 2007

Kelly Clarkson

stupid bitch who sings shitty shit that other people call "deep, profound lyrics".
these people are pseudo-intellectuals and they can eat my shit.
here are some of the so called "lyrics" that DO NOT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.

Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torn Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes

1. she uses FIVE LINES to say one thing. shit. there's a point where being musical goes way too fucking far.
2. NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE.

besides that, she probably didnt even write most of that crock of shit. most "pop stars" have other people writing songs FOR them.

she also thinks she's a "rock star" when in reality she need to shut the fuck up because she really sucks ass.

OMG I WON THE ID0LZ0R EVER1 W0RSH11P MEI MOOSICKLOL

Shit Head: "I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON!!!@#832048423 408324omgomgomg"
Reasonable Person: "Shut the fuck up, shit head. You're ruining music."

by shredded wheat August 9, 2006

Clarks

Clarks (Wallabies) are an ill brand of shoes that Ghostface Killah (from Wu-Tang) wears and raps about. Wu-Wear have a lot of clarks style wallabies for sale.

"Boom, yo I got a crazy idea how to do Clarks now" - from Glaciers of Ice, by Ghostface Killah

by cypherous-twelve September 20, 2003

clacker

A remote device used to detonate an explosive, or anti-personal mine such as a claymore.

Soldier1: Hey, theres a charlie breeching the perimeter.
Soldier2: Well, what are ya waitng for, hit the clacker.
Charlie: Ahhhh, my legs.

by Matt Pennington March 24, 2004

clanked

when dancing and a dudes balls clank together making an odd sound

I was so embarrassed last night while dancing with my lady friend I clanked!

by geex ( geek and sexy) November 17, 2010

shlack clack kachoom

the sound of a round being chambered in a shotgun and being fired

The duck goes...QUACK, QUACK!

The cow goes...MOOO!

The shotgun goes...shlack clack kachoom!

by E April 7, 2005

clarkons

Seekers of the truth.

Clarkons are those who seek to find the truths of all that exists.

by clarkons truth September 2, 2012