god church

Some type of cringey ass shitty fucking word made up by an ugundan spitter/JAKE PAULer

“AND I JusT DrOpEd SoMe NeW MErCh anD iTZ SeLLInG L1ke A god church”

by NinjaStreamz May 28, 2018

Fishing in Church

A combination of the "fish hook" and the "cathedral."

10 shots later, we were fishing in church.

by Paul & Nate December 18, 2007

OAP Church Thugs

A gang of elderly women, with big slab heads who bully others so that they are afraid to attend church functions. Intimidation tactics include slander, text messages sent to recipients either too early in the morning or too late at night to cause distress and sometimes outright shouting and shoving matches, always in view of the public in order to assert dominance.

"Margaret Beetson and crew are such OAP Church Thugs. They flat out refused to accept Barbara's cakes for the church bake-off comp.

by Poobody May 6, 2025

real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024

church fundraiser

Makes people believe less

Freind: Give me £5 so i can go and get myself a drink
Me: Thats gonna work on me as much as a church fundraiser

by MarioMama September 5, 2016

Church flaps

A Christian women’s vagina

Hey love, can I see ya church flaps

by Jeckyb November 2, 2025

to reform The Church

(verb): to become a nihilist/anarchist/political shit disturber.

a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by either G-d or the Unforgivables?

student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and to reform The Church?

professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character,

by Sexydimma September 18, 2012