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Chocolate Pipe

She was on blob, so I took her up the chocolate pipe instead.
by tufty1 April 14, 2009
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Chocolate collar

At the end of anal the "top" lays face down and the "bottom" gets over the top of the others upper body and rubs their gapped ass across the others neck creating the "chocolate collar"
Bro I totally gave the hoe a chocolate collar at the end of that garbage sex!
by GnKBullet August 30, 2019
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Chocolate Milk

Chocolate Milk is an example of High Demand and Low Supply. At school cafeterias, they are used as a currency to trade lunches.

To obtain a Chocolate Milk, you can either A: Pay for it like a Scrub, or B: Trade an item of food of equal or more value in exchange for Chocolate Milk.

Having Chocolate Milk, you shouldn't drink it, as it, like all other School Lunch foods, is made of sodomized Toxic Waste. Instead, use it to bargain other people out of lunch items that you think look good. Those with the most Chocolate Milk cartons are the most powerful, and thus can barter for more food items.
Nolan: Hey, Jake, Can I have some of those Tater Tots?
Jake: Sure, but you gotta give me some of that Chocolate Milk
Nolan: Alright, Alright, you drive a hard bargain.
Nolan:*hands over milk*
Jake:*hands over tater tots*
Nolan: pleasure doing business with you, good sir.
by AntifaRedPanda September 9, 2020
mugGet the Chocolate Milkmug.

Chocolate model

The models that "eat" the chocolate in the chocolate commercials while "eating" gracefully and still maintaining white teeth.
Linda: Ugh I hate that chocolate model.

Emilia: No Linda you don't hate her, you just want to be a chocolate model

Jack: Dayumm look at that model!

Sam: She's a chocolate model, Jack, you will never have a chance with her.
by Girl that swags on December 26, 2013
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Chocolate Hedgehog

When the toilet-brush gets caked in shit after being used to dislodge a particularly troublesome log, becoming a bristled turd-like entity. Looks remarkably like a down on it's luck Hedgehog
Oh dear, someone's had a massive shit. Now there's a Chocolate Hedgehog hiding in the corner. The dirty bastards.
by Turd-Like Terminology September 27, 2019
mugGet the Chocolate Hedgehogmug.

Chocolate todger

An old fashioned, vulgar word for cigar. Mainly used by the poor.
- you got any chocolate todger's

-Nah, sorry mate.
by K. Lewis June 3, 2018
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chocolate Gomez

When you take a chunky diarrhea on a girls face. From the same family as Dirty Sanchez
The chocolate Gomez is a sure fire way to make sure she never calls you again
by 92749(84026253) January 14, 2023
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