Cheapsake

A tacky, inexpensive tourist souvenir. A crappy holiday keepsake.

"Hey, look at these little green fluorescent Eiffel Tower statues, they're only one Euro..."

"Oh, honestly Larry, you always buy the tackiest cheapsakes. Gaaaaahhh...!!

by bill cauliflower January 23, 2019

Cheapscape

Someone so cheap they think it will escape something.

P.S. Really supposed to be cheapskate.

Karen at the office be like: "I am a cheapscape because im going to go to the fair on Friday instead of Wednesday since you get in free Friday, even though it's going to be stupidly busy."

by ThePureRealTruth October 9, 2019

cheapier

When an item, product or service is both cheap and easy, it is said to be cheapier.

Origin: first coined by an Australian lady on her way to shopping for a new kitchen.

“We could purchase from that supplier with the massive range and the huge price tag but I think we should try that other discount business with only two styles and colours to choose from, that would be cheapier!”

by rickprice66 July 24, 2020

chapated

To be in such a state of drunkenness, that the person who is "chapated" is uncontrollable, vomits a lot, staggers to and fro, can not think properly, drinks even though he is too drunk to know that he is drunk, and does more stupid things in five minutes than Will Ferrel does in a Will Ferrel movie. This person has an 80% chance of passing out, and has a 50% chance of having alcohol poisoning.

It may also be called: "A state of chapation"

See also: drunk

Ruben: Dude, you were so chapated last night!
Tony: What the fuck does that mean?
Blake: Ha ha! You were chapated, you bloody bastard! Ha ha!
Tony: I still don't know what the FUCK IT MEANS!
Brent: Well, you should.
Brady: Dude, you were so fucking chapated you passed out on the floor!
Tony: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS!!!

by MoFo Tony January 5, 2008

chaphead

Someone who is addicted to chapstick. They are a chaphead, like a crackhead.

Dillon Bobbitt is such a chaphead.

by Jim F. Jecklookey January 17, 2009

chapholeiti's

the sore chapped feeling on your asshole after wipeing repeadily, usually occurs after haveing diarrhea and or, after mexican or indian food.

"fuck man i got the squirts bad!"
"thats shitty"
"even worse i got a bad case of chapholeiti's"

by Mighty Boognish June 2, 2009

Chap baps

A more complimentary alternative to man boobs, or moobs.

An upper class man boob.

I say, look at those chap baps.

He's the prime minister, he doesn't have moobs he has chap baps.

by tommy_toepoke October 2, 2010