chapholeiti's Share definition Flag the sore chapped feeling on your asshole after wipeing repeadily, usually occurs after haveing diarrhea and or, after mexican or indian food. "fuck man i got the squirts bad!" "thats shitty" "even worse i got a bad case of chapholeiti's" chapholeiti's by Mighty Boognish June 2, 2009 Get the chapholeiti's mug.