Caelum

A Man Who Shits Under Bridges.

Caelum Just Finished His Daily Walk and Nothing Completes The Walk Better Than Taking a Hot Shit Under a Bridge.

by BridgeShitter May 30, 2022

i'll calm your farm

a retort to "calm your farm"

to propose engaging in misc activities...

fred "i'll calm your farm."
rosie "i'd love you to ;)"

by cool dude1 November 6, 2011

Callum

A fucking know it all who thinks he's the best and trys to act smart. In doing so loses his friends. DON'T BE A CALLUM

God look at that he's a callum

by Dundei January 24, 2017

Callum

Slightly, strange (OK, not slightly, very strange) and not exactly the brightest. Loves nothing more than annoying all his "friends" very much. However, although he's annoying, he's really good at sports including tennis, badminton and cross-country. And is OK company, some of the time...

That guy's not very smart, bet he's a Callum.

by Legoman127 May 1, 2016

Callum

callum is a pretty cool dude and loves to be made a bitch out of everyone else. Most of the time Callums are gay and will constantly call there piers and friends Daddy just to make them feel more dominated, Callum enjoys sucking dick. They love all the attention they get and constantly try to argue that they're not gay even though everyone knows they are.

callum is so gay.

by fjjgg September 18, 2018

calamity james

englands number one goalkeeper

"ol' keegan's gonna enjoy 'im"
"who?"
"calamity james, oo ja fink!"
"england, england's number one, england's, number one"
"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

by theWestHamfan January 14, 2004

callum bowles

A very cool kid who likes women and isnt gay, and plays hockey and is good at it.

callum bowles is a very cool kid who isnt gay and plays hockey and is good at it.

by devon bowles December 2, 2009