Chocolate Potluck

When, on a vacation for example, a large group of people who are forced to share one bathroom happen to take a dump into the same bowl consecutively, resulting in a funky mix of everyone's sauces that can only be described as a chocolate potluck.

Mike: Hooo, crap, man, that's some gnarly stank there in the bathroom. Who used the crapper?

Jim: Donna, Elyse, Alex, RJ, Sam, and Frank. Just in the last thirty minutes.

Mike: Well, I might as well add to the chocolate potluck.

by Jeffobazoni June 19, 2011

Chocolate todger

An old fashioned, vulgar word for cigar. Mainly used by the poor.

- you got any chocolate todger's

-Nah, sorry mate.

by K. Lewis June 3, 2018

chocolate torpedo

When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.

Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.

by Stushkushnpuss April 17, 2016

chocolate blumpkin

Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."

Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.

Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...

by weow weow January 20, 2015

chocolate-dandy

Slang term for an uptight homosexual males anus.

he ordered lobster, but he wouldn't even give up the chocolate-dandy.

by anthemarcose October 21, 2010

Chocolate Monocle

(Noun) The result of a lad with only one testicle dipping said testicle in chocolate and then placing on the eye of another individual.

Todd didn’t have the necessary balls to give his lady raccoon eyes. She had to settle for a chocolate monocle.

by Varmit55 September 14, 2018

chocolate dropp

Chocolate Dropp is a fine ass boy he's smart cute cool funny knows how to dress and especially likes to flirt but wen he gets a lady he's down for that girl if they do sum wrong he say fuck em but he smexyy asf too and also wen y'all lady's throws it back he gone fuck y'all shii up just to let u cute lady's know

Damn who's Chocolate Dropp, he's one fine ass boy

by MoneyMann September 13, 2017