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Have your cake and eat it too 

When someone wants all of the benefits of a relationship without the commitment. Typically used when seeking sexual favors
Billy has been trying to get with Sally for the past few months, but she won’t sleep with him unless they’re in a relationship. She told him, “ you can’t have your cake and eat it too”

queef cake 

Related to the term "douche bag." Often used for people who think they are "the shit" and "act a fool."
Hey Bill, take a look at this queef cake coming down the hall.
queef cake by yeah, ok November 29, 2007

cake and sodomy 

another one of marilyn manson's sick, twisted, yet amazing lyrics
"white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy!"
cake and sodomy by Pothead April 17, 2005

Got the cake! 

Having a nice and juicy ass.
Daaamn son, you girls got the cake!

I need to hit the gym so black guys stop telling me I got the cake!
Got the cake! by the cake chef January 9, 2011

cake farts 

the act of getting naked and farting on a cake. to be a true cake fart the asshole must come in contact with the frosting.
"you know what i like the most? cake farts"
direct quote from cake fart girl
"i'm going to need to get real comfortable for this"
cake farts by Adolf Rabbi October 21, 2008

Vagina Cake 

Seattle, Washington.

Vagina Cake is when you stack multiple girls on top of each other, hence assembling a vagina cake, now you just need to add the icing.
"I stacked em up and had myself a vagina cake."