crusty clown

a crusty clown is similar to a dirty sanchez but instead of just a mustache you put a poop ring all around the mouth and on the nose, to look like a clown

BAAAAMMM!! I just gave that bitch a crusty clown and now she's scaring the kids.

by Squirrel Nipps December 12, 2004

slap this clown

to leave a party and/or establishment

"Yo this party is lame, let's slap this clown!"

by Anna6457839685 June 1, 2005

Krispi the Circus Clown

A perverted circus creature that comes to life in the night in your bedroom. See also pervert, murderer, pedafile, voyeur, and rapist

1. Hello!!!! This is Krispi the Circus Clown!!!!! Sleep with one eye open!!! Huhuh!

2. Krispi lives by the motto, "Minimum clothing, for maximum fun!!!! Huhuh!"

by Krispi September 8, 2006

punching the clown

The act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.

Stop Billy!! It looks like you punched the clown into a coma!

by ChangWang April 30, 2003

Clown Car Sex

the act of trying to place as many penis' as possible into a single vagina like many clowns try to fir into one car somehow

there was a 20 some going on in bed last night so i was like da hell with it lets just play a friendly game of clown car sex (: but then her vagina tore.... o well

by Mr. rapest November 4, 2010

clown shoe

somebody who is a dumb ass, or does stupid things

my girlfriend whilst playing Halo on x box

Me..."quick, get in the jeep thingy and get away, the aliens are trying to mash you."
Her..."what"?
Me..."get in, quick"!
Her.."what? how"?
Me..."forget it, youre dead. Jeez, you're such a fu...ng clown shoe"!

by Shamsta January 16, 2007

clown penis

When the boy puts his member between a girl's legs from behind, giving the impression that in addition to her Vuva, she also has a small penis.

Bob came up from behind, suprising suzy with his famous clown penis.

by isabelyarg January 28, 2008