To pull an Oj Bobby Johnson off one must pull out right before the thot is about to climax, to attend to real Oj shit.
Woman: Oh I'm almost there
Man: (pulls out) I have to go, got work more important than you bitch. I'm the real Oj Bobby Johnson.
Man: (pulls out) I have to go, got work more important than you bitch. I'm the real Oj Bobby Johnson.
by Technine311 April 15, 2014
Get the oj bobby johnsonmug. I met a girl at Holiday Inn bar last night who smelled pretty ripe so I gave her a dirty Bobbi while straightening her hair.
by Tornado thunder March 19, 2022
Get the Dirty Bobbimug. Today I met a proper Bobbie poo. They wouldn't stop nagging me about how I did something wrong according to her.
by England Undead1 July 12, 2019
Get the bobbie poomug. Bobby is the sort of person to just attract so much minge it’s unbelievable, some people say he may even get to much, he is a nice human being and will go out of his way to help anyone and even put him self at risk for them.
by Wisicjnejauxudb November 22, 2021
Get the Bobbymug. Bobby Joe is an extremely intelligent inter-galactic space monkey. Despite being often perceived as a small accessory for a pen, don't let this fool you. If Bobby Joe wanted to, he could destroy the planet of Earth for entertainment. Because of this, he requires loyalty from creatures of earth in order to protect the infrastructure of humanity itself. This vitally important job is left down to the people of The Duke Protection Society, owned by *retracted*. This job requires mental control on the extreme end of the scale, a job which is only possessed by 24 people around the world (if you believe you can work this job, you can't, we would've already contacted you if you could). Do not mess with Bobby Joe in any circumstance if you care about yourself, and society as a whole. If you ever encounter him, do not interact unless requested to, and be very careful about what you say.
by The Duke Protection Society December 28, 2023
Get the Bobby Joemug. Bobby James is a person who has two names in the same way as the dinosaur Brontosaurus / Apatosaurus.
by thebobbyjames November 23, 2021
Get the Bobby Jamesmug. 