by LILBIRD87 June 10, 2022
by MrHeadCheese716 March 1, 2023
When you are taking a shit on the toilet and are getting head, Blow your load, Stand up and see there is no poop but you know you totally pooped (AKA THE GHOST POOPY)
by Convoluted1 September 30, 2021
The art of getting topped off discreetly and dropping off the kids in an extremely aesthetically pleasing manner. Photo evidence needed
by Sharl Kakur November 20, 2021
A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick
by LogJamShep March 8, 2022
Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.
Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.
Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.
by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021
A vehicle used to for cascading the soil dunes of any central slash state (e.g Maryland). The rider is known to wear a fake fake-digital camo jumpsuit and be goofy at all times. For the vehicle to be considered a Yamaha Blumpkin, the rider must taking a shit at all times while on the vehicle.
"Yo dude that guy totally shredded while on his Yamaha Blumpkin today."
"Did you see that power ranger shred on that Yamaha Blumpkin?"
"Did you see that power ranger shred on that Yamaha Blumpkin?"
by Zordon19104 March 26, 2013