My Bloody Valentine

A vacuum cleaner that released a few albums and EP's before being replaced by a Roomba.

I really like that My Bloody Valentine song about sex and/or drugs.

by crustis September 5, 2006

bloody cum fart

tourtously peneterating the anus of a female, flaggence then occours, since seman was deposited in the anal cavity and the interior lining of the anus was damaged, blood the spwes from the anus along with gas and seman.

Darla clanched her fists, and in a blustering whirl she dispatched a bloody cum fart.

by Chuck Dickinson September 25, 2003

Bloody Axe Gash

Slang term for a womans' vaginal opening, usually during her period.

Suzie tried to make me eat her bloody axe gash!

by Vapour Trailing April 25, 2006

My Bloody Valentine

A band with lots of fuzz and feedback that write songs about blowjobs.

I listened to My Bloody Valentine last night and it was quite soothing.

by demoncleaner May 9, 2008

Bloody bud slide

The act of your boss/supervisor paying for you to pleasure yourself with the use of a prostitute on her period.

Hey bud, meet me at the moon winks hotel, I got you a "bloody bud slide".

by P-nut butt-er falcon December 13, 2019

bloody candy cane

When you fuck a chick on her period and cum inside her then pull it out and make her suck it

Last night I fucked Tami while she was bleeding then after I finished in her I pulled out and made that bitch suck the bloody candy cane clean

by Daddybadtouch February 25, 2017

Bloody Day Dream

The act of committing homicide completely in your mind after a certain situation calls for such a thing (Must remain theoretical)

My mother was telling my new girlfriend about how she's proud I finally stopped whoring my self around and settled with one.
I had a Bloody Day Dream for the entire night.

"I was trying to score with this chick, and what are the odds my brother steals her on the way out. Bloody Day Dream every time I see him now

by TakeTHATpuffpuff November 8, 2010