The process of reading a piece of literature without remembering a word that you read. A moment in one's life where they cannot for the life of them bring themselves to pick up a book and read.
Guy 1: I love this book, it's so good! What are you reading, Guy 2?
Guy 2: I just read the first page of "To kill a mockingbird" and didnt comprehend a word. I must have Reader's Block.
Guy 2: I just read the first page of "To kill a mockingbird" and didnt comprehend a word. I must have Reader's Block.
by Mr.JamesGoudie May 28, 2009
Get the Reader's Block mug.the name of a small gang responsible for terroizing the city with there good looks and obnoxious charm. also for defacing streets and signs.
"that hoe just kissed my boyfied"
its okay shes from j block
"but.."
if you say anything she'll kick your @ss!!
"ohh. my bad"
damn straight
its okay shes from j block
"but.."
if you say anything she'll kick your @ss!!
"ohh. my bad"
damn straight
by J-breezyy October 7, 2008
Get the J Block mug.The act of preventing people, usually male, from playing Call of Duty, otherwise known as C.O.D. Females are the most typical COD Blockers.
"Jessica, why can't you just leave? You're being such a COD Block."
"I really wanted to play some COD with you last night, man, but she was being such a COD Block."
"I really wanted to play some COD with you last night, man, but she was being such a COD Block."
by CODLuvr November 29, 2009
Get the COD Block mug.n. an event when a married person prevents a single friend(s) from hooking up.
n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.
v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.
n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.
v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.
Things were going great with her until my married buddy came over, sat down and pulled out the married cock block on me.
by Who do you see? C-E-B August 23, 2007
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by jayleeb October 6, 2008
Get the cock block mug.When at a social gathering and there is a guy hitting on a girl. Walk over next to them, fart, then walk away. The girl will think that the guy hitting on her farted, get grossed out and ditch him. Essentially cock-blocking via farting.
Friend 1 - "Haha dude that girl just completely rejected that guy trying to hit on her."
Friend 2 - "That's because I fart blocked him."
Friend 2 - "That's because I fart blocked him."
by Helen Keller homie November 2, 2009
Get the Fart Block mug.guy 1: I was walking down the road the other day and some rugby player totally stopped in front me.
guy 2: Dude, you got Jock Blocked!
guy 2: Dude, you got Jock Blocked!
by xoTomTomxo January 30, 2009
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