bertha

A huge ass, wide load, junk in the trunk

Damn that guy has a bertha!

by spencer bamf November 22, 2010

Birthday Cake

A girl or woman's pussy.

When we got back to Wendy's place, she stripped to her birthday suit and I put some whipped cream on her birthday cake and ate it. Tasty, too. :)

by republican horndog :-p August 30, 2005

birthlay

To get laid on your birthday, hence birthLAY

Nik: "He's invited me out for his birthday this weekend..."

Tess: "Thats probably because he wants to have a good birthlay"

Nik: "I think that your right!"

by Tessticles July 1, 2008

birthdeluge

The cavalcade of well-wishes you get when everyone you've ever met logs on to Facebook and discovers that it's your birthday.

It's going to take me an hour to clean out my email inbox from my birthdeluge!

by EmVeeCeeCee July 22, 2012

Birthday Relationship Exploit

The BRE is a concept of getting with someone, having a relationship and having sex with them, followed by making them buy you presents because it "turns out" that soon it's your birthday (surprise surprise). Must be planned in advanced - birthdays shouldn't match.

After you have profitted, your next destination is of course Dump City.

"You're with Sarah now? Seriously?"
"Na, just a Birthday Relationship Exploit. She's the one with the super rich parents, remember?"

by A_E_M November 9, 2015

Birth mouth

Another term for vagina

My birth mouth was so chapped after a run.

by wormburner August 1, 2016

Birthday Cock

The act of recieveing a cock as a gift on one's birthday.

My birthday was awesome, I got a Birthday Cock from Alex all tied up in a bow.

by Helpful_Vaporeon November 29, 2017