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Barryton 

A podunk town located in central lower Michigan, 35 miles from Central Michigan University. Known for its dilapidated bar, Murphy's, Barryton does not have a stop light. It's one of those towns that Alan Jackson sings about- where everyone knows you; the only beef you'll ever eat is butchered and sold at Hometown Grocery and going to Wal Mart is an all day, precisely planned trip. In Barryton you can't take a shit without the entire population knowing and gossiping about it, and the loss of one person is a loss for the entire town. The majority of Barryton's youth congregates at the sandhill where alot of fun is to be had.Located on M66, Barryton it's a "don't blink" kind of town.
Barrytoner 1: "Hey what's goin' on tonight?"

Barrytoner 2: "Oh, we're headin' up to Murph's for a few and then goin' to the sandhill with our quads. You up for it?"

Barrytoner 1: "Yeah I'm down for Murph's but I gotta open at William's in the mornin'"
Barryton by ClassyAnorexic April 6, 2008
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Anyone has PS+? - Benry
Gordon Freeman - "Whats your name?"

Benry - Looking straight at another security guard. "BENRY"

Gordon Freeman - "Your name is Benry?"

Benry - Still looking at the guard. "BENRY."
Benry by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020

love berries 

both of the balls in the ball bag. not one but two testicals
i'll kick you right in your love berries!

DO your love berries work or are they just for looks
love berries by BMTF October 18, 2008

pit berries

lint and tissue build up that clings to the hairs in armpits or skin caused by deordorant, lint, and sweat. Looks funny on females when caked up wearing a black shirt.
Dude did you see her when she yawned with her arms up. Whats that shit in her pits. She must have a case of the pit berries.

Check your pits man you got some serious pit berry action. You better wipe that shit down.
pit berries by Jun P. May 31, 2010

uncle barry 

A creepy old man. Are or most likely will be a sex offender.
Uncle Barry took the kids camping, but only brought one sleeping bag.
uncle barry by D.Fire January 2, 2014

barry it 

to puke. its usually used when puking from having too much drink or drugs.
"no more cheers, i think i'm gonna barry it."
barry it by braaphead November 16, 2006