Skip to main content

Beaver Boy

A boy with rediculously large two front teeth. Often insecure about himself so he *her in the case of beaver girl* makes fun of other people, most notably tall people.
by Bleggggg March 30, 2007
mugGet the Beaver Boy mug.

Beaver Fever

When a straight woman ends up fucking another woman.
Dude I saw your ex-girlfriend with Stacey, she got the Beaver Fever!!
by DAVnCHAINS February 20, 2015
mugGet the Beaver Fever mug.

Beaverised

The term given to those who have endured a beaver attack. The main targets of a beaver attack are toddlers and the elderly, and for this reason the highest proportion of beaverised people are found in these two groups. Beaverised persons usually require months of councilling to recover.
"Poor old Joe got beaverised yesterday."

"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.
by D.E March 18, 2004
mugGet the Beaverised mug.

Beavering

The act of oral copulation between a shaved orangutang and a hack director.
Harry and Brett were beavering away in the background.
by Schfooge January 21, 2015
mugGet the Beavering mug.

beefers

Alternate term for breasts. Usually used if a woman has larger than normal breasts.
Matt's kryptonite is girls with massive chest beefers. He simply can't resist them.
by Devveyovich February 28, 2016
mugGet the beefers mug.

Viva La Beaver

Dag: "Hail to me. Daggett, ruler of the river. Viva La Beaver!"
by The Bleck Man March 12, 2010
mugGet the Viva La Beaver mug.

beavertreat

(bee voor treet)
1: A treat given to a beaver in order to entice it to give up the treats.

2: A fat vagina covered in large amounts of pubic hair that is a treat to gnaw upon.

3: A treat often used to persuade dolphins into calling you at home because you have a dorsal fin.

4: A collection of sticks taken from a dam built by a beaver; usually use to beat the face off of defenseless baby seals.

5: Beavers on a stick, also referred to as a "shishka-beaver" or a "beaver-kabob" if there are onions on it.

6: An engine that runs on jaw power when the extra cam kicks in, often confused with VTEC made by Honda.

7: When a woman is in possession of a orifice that is tight like a man's anus, she is referred to as a beavertreat.

8: Anything that you would like to fuck immediately.
1: "Can I buy you a beavertreat?"

2: "I just ate some popcorn, can I borrow your beavertreat so I can floss this shit out of my teeth?

3: "AKAAA KAAA! Does he call you at home? DO you HAVE A DORSAL FIN!?"

4: "Oh shit! There's a defenseless baby seal! Gimme some of those beavertreats before it gets away!"

5: "Throw some den shishka-beavers on da grill, I'm hungry as shit back here! "Gnaw man, all I got is some beaver-kabobs".

6: "Hey baby LOOK! Prelude BeaverTEC"

7: "Damn your pussy's so fucking TIGHT like a boa constrictor, this shit is a crazy beavertreat!"

8: "hey there beavertreat, you got a boyfriend? Someone who can lick your day away?"
by The Funky Redneck December 11, 2008
mugGet the beavertreat mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email