off base

1. not appropriate

2. by surprise

3. incorrect, not accurate

His claims are totally off base.

by The Return of Light Joker November 21, 2010

9000th base

When the sex you had was so good that it's over 9000.

Bill: I had sex with Jane last night, and I hit the 9000th base!!

Bob: You really need to stop watching those Dragonball Z episodes...

by MrsAmazingful April 4, 2011

the basement syndrome

to have a perfectly normal human being walk into a finished basement with random gaming consoles and computers, just to emerge a lazy ass, natural light hating, racist douche bag.

Before the Basement Syndrome kicked in Buddy used to run track and like black people, but since he went into the basement all he does is sit on the computer and complain about dem new "ni**as" at work.


Them-How long has the Dark Knight been playing?

You- I don't know.

Them-Than why don't you change it?

You-I cant its to fare away.

Them-But your a foot away from the remote.

You-Your moms a foot away from the remote.

The basement is so racist even the KKK would walk do the stairs and say "to hell with this bullshit"

by bandit1200 March 3, 2009

bakeman

A fire-crotch homo who dies his hair black and wears holister everyday of his life with his femine claire's earrings in his right ear with the Victorias Secret man thong. A man who drives extremely fast cars like KIAs.

I saw the biggest bakeman playing hockey in the street today.

by MtDRSS December 12, 2006

9th base

having sex with every-thing in the planet that moves at the excite same time!

currently only Chuck Norris has achieved 9th base.

by sambodo October 9, 2008

Flood in the basement

To urinate into one's rectum during anal sex.

I wanna give her a flood in the basement.

by PP December 3, 2003

base

Something which all is belong to Cats. The bomb has been set up, and they must take off every zig for great justice because they know what they doing.

How are you gentlemen?

by He who likes Bukkake March 14, 2005