the word ass basing mean, when one lights his/her farts on fire. this can be a very dangerious thing as a male can loose a testical!!!!
hey jack do you wanna go ass basing with me?? Jack: nahh man i dont do that anymore since my cousin loose a nut from it!! Friend: o well im sorry to hear that.. well see ya im ganan go ass base!
by bibbity bobbity boop January 25, 2005
Get the ass basingmug. When you are about to have sex with your hoe and your penis turns into a broom and the only thing to do is to beat that hoe down.
Jerry: "Awww dude, last night me and sandra got to 3.14159265th Base"
Michael: "That's a shame, nobody wants that"
Michael: "That's a shame, nobody wants that"
by jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim March 24, 2008
Get the 3.14159265th Basemug. 
Donald Trumps Base of Supporters. An American (citizen) traitor who sold their soul, faith, religion, intelligence, critical thinking skills, honor, respect, and allegiance to Donald Trump; A Base Moron.
Look at that bunch of Base Morons. They turned on their own democracy after falling into the black and bottomless pit that is the Trump conspiracy machine, they are Base Morons.
Those traitors to our democracy are Trump Base Morons.
Those people believe in Q or qanon and are clearly Base Morons.
Those traitors to our democracy are Trump Base Morons.
Those people believe in Q or qanon and are clearly Base Morons.
by The Voice ofAmericanDemocracy January 11, 2021
Get the Base Moronmug. Phrase used when the person speaking at you desires acknowledgement, to their self, for their effort in the conversation.
I saw that green beans were on sale at the supermarket and I just wanted to touch base with you about that.
by Dusty Rhoades April 20, 2018
Get the Touch Basemug. Bases in FaceTime is like bases when dating someone but worse. Bases in FaceTime is when you're "dating" someone but only communicate through FaceTime and never go out on a real date. It's like bases in real life, but worse.
1st Base- Both parties kissing the cam at the same time
2nd Base- Both parties are wearing slightly sexy clothes
3rd Base- Both parties are only in underwear or bras and/or dirty talk
Homerun- Nudes or naked FaceTime
1st Base- Both parties kissing the cam at the same time
2nd Base- Both parties are wearing slightly sexy clothes
3rd Base- Both parties are only in underwear or bras and/or dirty talk
Homerun- Nudes or naked FaceTime
Person 1: Hey I just got to third base with Suzie!
Person 2: Nice! How was the head?
Person 1: What? I'm talking about Bases in FaceTime not really dating. She just talked dirty in her bra.
Person 2: That sucks.
Person 2: Nice! How was the head?
Person 1: What? I'm talking about Bases in FaceTime not really dating. She just talked dirty in her bra.
Person 2: That sucks.
by ObviouslyGrind2K18 May 29, 2018
Get the Bases In FaceTimemug. Step 1. Get more shitfaced than you've ever been in your entire life.
Step 2. Find someone you've only ever met once, like that one massive bitch from highschool who always used to fuck that one fuckmuffin at school but everyone secretly wanted to fuck anyway.
Step 3. Using telepathy to brainwash her and/or the threat of killing her entire family with your jackhammer shoes, get her drunk off her ass.
Step 4. Go back in time and double check that she's still a good lay while she's drunk.
Step 5. Come back to the present. If step 4 showed she's no good in bed while drunk, start over at step 1.
Step 6. If step 4 showed that she's still good in bed even while drunk, engage in at least 17.32 bases with her.
Step 7. Eat pi.
Step 8. Eat pie.
Step 9. Use your reality warping superpowers to bring comic book and/or video game characters to life that you want to fuck.
Step 10. Fuck the characters you brought to life in step 9.
Step 11. Repeat at least 41 more times.
Step 12. Engage in base 42.
Step 2. Find someone you've only ever met once, like that one massive bitch from highschool who always used to fuck that one fuckmuffin at school but everyone secretly wanted to fuck anyway.
Step 3. Using telepathy to brainwash her and/or the threat of killing her entire family with your jackhammer shoes, get her drunk off her ass.
Step 4. Go back in time and double check that she's still a good lay while she's drunk.
Step 5. Come back to the present. If step 4 showed she's no good in bed while drunk, start over at step 1.
Step 6. If step 4 showed that she's still good in bed even while drunk, engage in at least 17.32 bases with her.
Step 7. Eat pi.
Step 8. Eat pie.
Step 9. Use your reality warping superpowers to bring comic book and/or video game characters to life that you want to fuck.
Step 10. Fuck the characters you brought to life in step 9.
Step 11. Repeat at least 41 more times.
Step 12. Engage in base 42.
Craig: "Yo, Jake, you'll never guess where I've been for the past week and a half."
Jake: "You're absolutely right, Craig. I won't guess."
Craig: "Fine. Whatever. I'll just tell you. I got to 78th base."
Jake: "... What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Why are we even friends? And how the fuck do you even eat pi?"
Jake: "You're absolutely right, Craig. I won't guess."
Craig: "Fine. Whatever. I'll just tell you. I got to 78th base."
Jake: "... What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Why are we even friends? And how the fuck do you even eat pi?"
by pyrokine2 August 2, 2016
Get the 78th basemug.