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panty bandit

An individual who collects underwear from ex-girlfriends, one night stands and the such.
"Hey Allison. Did you ever find your underwear?"

"No. I think Tim's a panty bandit."

"You should really call the Panty Bandit Denaturalization Commitee. They really are world class in bringing lost panties back to their rightful owners."
by Kevin20012001 June 1, 2006
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Dorito-Bandito

One who steals bags of chips out from in front of grocery stores between 12:20am and 1:00am
Hide the chips here comes the Dorito-Bandito
by grootey July 10, 2009
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Minstrel's Bane

"The Minstrel's Bane" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "The Minstrel's Bane" is when you slip your flute into the case of the novice piper and allow him to practice his scales.
Apernam, though displeased with Shakti's falling prey to the Minstrel's Bane, forgave him, for he too was once fooled by the False Celery.
by boatbutter March 9, 2007
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Trickle Down Banging

(Noun) To fuck someone's leftovers.
Damn, Thad's ex has a fine ass. I'm thinkin' some trickle down banging tonight?

Alex Moran: "Well I will get you all your leftovers. I call it trickle down banging."
by heyitsme317232 November 10, 2010
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band geek

Used here as a verb.

1. When you lay in a three-pointed star (three people) on the floor of the band room in the dark composing music
2. When the members of your particular instrument stick to each other like glue (and the teacher thinks you all are attached by a string).
3. When you find yourself loudly humming your music as you walk down the hallway to another class.
4. When you end up teaching little 6 month old babies to play their first scale.
5. When you memorize your music and talk about how cool a piece of music is to anyone who's willing to listen.
6. When you miss band class and actually look forward to it as the highlight of your day.
7. When you witness the above actions in every day life and no longer think that its weird.

See also: band nerd and band dork
Band Geek: (moves the hands of the 6 month baby) Bb, C, D, Eb, F, G, A, Bb! There! You just play your very first scale!
Baby: (cries)
Other Band Geeks: (nod approvingly)
by Trombonista4LifeTimes3 June 11, 2006
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Banana on the Hood

When a white male titty fucks a large black women.
While John was on business in Atlanta he stopped by a gentlemen's club and paid $80 dollars for a banana on the hood.
by ColsBowlsPDx June 5, 2011
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banhammered

An exaggerated means of describing prohibition, barring, or interdiction from a given digital environment.
d00d omfgroflmfao wtf lawl i jus got teh banhammered for pwning teh n00b admin
by teh_pwn0r0r0r January 19, 2007
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