Triumphant Knee Banger 

A triumphant knee banger is when you push a girl's head towards your nether regions in hopes of getting a blowie, but you accidentally slam her head against your knee. She then vomits and grosses you out, the toxic waste falls on your crotch, staining your pants with vomit. After a while you realise that it doesn't feel so bad and cum. Hence the name.

Leila: My boyfriend did the triumphant knee banger on me.
Beethoven: Nice.

Triumphant Knee Banger by thighmaster69 October 28, 2018

bager 

Women over the age of sixty.

An old lady that is not attractive yet is seeking a younger man.

Worst comes to the worst, i will bang that bager by the bar.

That bager wants my balls.

bager by Ear to the street. February 19, 2010

SHIT BAGGER 

A comment made to someone with very ugly face

That girl is a nasty shit bagger

SHIT BAGGER by TUBE 666 November 16, 2006

Chocolate Cheese Banger 

Relating to both homo and straight anal sex, it is when the receiver takes a shit and doesn't wipe their arse before being bummed.

The giver is then "Banging the Chocolate Cheese."

See also: bumming, sodomy, anal sex and fudge packer.

EXAMPLE 1:

Girl: Aw! I've run out of bog roll and have just had a massive cack

Boy: That's OK. I'm a chocolate cheese banger!

Girl: Result!

EXAMPLE 2:
Gay Boy 1: Hey Boris! Don't wipe your arse, I'm up for some CCBing!

Gay Boy 2: OK! I'll poo in the bed and put it in your bum so I can CCB you too!

Innocent Bystander: AW FUCK NO! YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!

Chocolate Cheese Banger by CCB Lover January 2, 2011

Badge 

variation of vagina.

Dude, I wish I was knee deep in some Britney Spears badge right about now.

Badge by cancerVssuicide January 28, 2003

Badgers 

Medium sized creatures with black and white coloration. Have been known to congregate and dance. Apparently like mushrooms, but not snakes.

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

Badgers by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003

four bagger 

describes a woman so utterly and completely repulsive that you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking about having sex with her.

One bag over her head.
Second bag over yours.
Third bag over the dog's head so it doesn't howl.
Fourth bag by the door in case anyone barges in.

"Cher is a four bagger."
'Paper or plastic'
"Plastic so I can suffocate afterwards"

four bagger by adam_before_eve May 11, 2006