My Bloody Valentine

A vacuum cleaner that released a few albums and EP's before being replaced by a Roomba.

I really like that My Bloody Valentine song about sex and/or drugs.

by crustis September 05, 2006

bloody cum fart

tourtously peneterating the anus of a female, flaggence then occours, since seman was deposited in the anal cavity and the interior lining of the anus was damaged, blood the spwes from the anus along with gas and seman.

Darla clanched her fists, and in a blustering whirl she dispatched a bloody cum fart.

by Chuck Dickinson September 25, 2003

Bloody Axe Gash

Slang term for a womans' vaginal opening, usually during her period.

Suzie tried to make me eat her bloody axe gash!

by Vapour Trailing April 07, 2006

My Bloody Valentine

A band with lots of fuzz and feedback that write songs about blowjobs.

I listened to My Bloody Valentine last night and it was quite soothing.

by demoncleaner May 09, 2008

Bloody bud slide

The act of your boss/supervisor paying for you to pleasure yourself with the use of a prostitute on her period.

Hey bud, meet me at the moon winks hotel, I got you a "bloody bud slide".

by P-nut butt-er falcon December 13, 2019

white bloody nose

When a girl is giving head and the man deep throats her right before ejaculation. Then, when the girl lifts her head, the man proceeds to cum up her nose and let it drip out

Jim: Hey bro, I heard your girl gave you head last night.
Brad: Ya bro, she had a white bloody nose for hours!

by Qwertuoobfdv October 18, 2019

U2 Bloody Sunday

The day after you banged out a drunk chick and you find out your bed has blood stains from her nasty ass period.

Me: Yo Jon, you lay some pipe last night?
Jon: Yea but I woke up to a U2 Bloody Sunday.
Me: Thats fucking gross. Throw those sheets out.

by Dirty JonR December 06, 2020