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My Bloody Valentine

A vacuum cleaner that released a few albums and EP's before being replaced by a Roomba.
I really like that My Bloody Valentine song about sex and/or drugs.
by crustis September 5, 2006
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bloody cum fart

tourtously peneterating the anus of a female, flaggence then occours, since seman was deposited in the anal cavity and the interior lining of the anus was damaged, blood the spwes from the anus along with gas and seman.
Darla clanched her fists, and in a blustering whirl she dispatched a bloody cum fart.
by Chuck Dickinson September 25, 2003
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Bloody Axe Gash

Slang term for a womans' vaginal opening, usually during her period.
Suzie tried to make me eat her bloody axe gash!
by Vapour Trailing April 25, 2006
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My Bloody Valentine

A band with lots of fuzz and feedback that write songs about blowjobs.
I listened to My Bloody Valentine last night and it was quite soothing.
by demoncleaner May 9, 2008
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Bloody cum slurper

Committed to pleasure , primal in the level passion they are eager to prove to a deserver partner who reciprocates the enthusiasm and willingness to go above and beyond the call of servicing that booty . Nasty to someone who hasn't been motivated to prove they are willing to lock, such, swallow , receive , bury , or tastes the bodily fluids of the person they want to demonstrate they are willing to show no fear in trying to how commitment rarely if ever shared between couples . Eating a pussy mid menstrual cycle and causing a woman to achieve a crime scene worthy body rocking orgasm gives high dick slangin confidence and a female that swallow a hard bloody dick and drains semen then blows a bubble with it she's a keeper u can always go deeper in . So enjoy and Don't fuck it up .
Bloody cum slurper aka best dick ever ! Definition of a dick doing good as defined by women worldwide Female hormones during they period make them Nutt into coma , bleeding , Cummings, slurping all that up overwhelms females . I will be my girls kryptonite , bloody cum slurpin best dick ever trophy winner .
by Han $olo October 2, 2021
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mother of bloody pearl

Some wacky statement that falls out of Kelsey's mouth every once in a while.
Mother of bloody pearl this guy is annoying.
by PSlayer May 14, 2015
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bloody dick syndrome

When you have sex with a woman who is on her period, and you get blood on your dick
I had sex with a women, and got bloody dick syndrome.
by Rhljr December 19, 2021
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