turkey baster full of protien shake

a penis, originates from the concept that male ejaculate is high in protien.

"I gave it her"
"Gave her what?"
"You know my turkey baster full of protein shake

by Big E notor E us October 16, 2003

Box Blasters

when a chick in a pool thrusts upward from the pool bottom legs first and blasts her ass above the surface of the water and whilst in the air spreads ass cheeks so as to expose her vagina.

so i was at the pool bar in cancun and i wanted to show off my box to the cute lifegaurd, so my friend and I did a couple Box Blasters in the pool

by manpole December 9, 2009

ASS BLASTED

bro when you clap the booty way to damn hard.

last night I totally ASS BLASTED her

by Assclapatous April 13, 2019

brazilian blister

When you are performing anal sex on a girl, and notice she has a pimple/blister/zit on the inside of her ass crack, you do her until the pimple/blister/zit pops. After doing so you suck the puss out of it. Delicious.

Mmmmhmmm i just gave your sister a brazilian blister and it tasted great!

by brazilianbrett April 6, 2007

Blusterfuck

A disaster caused by the reckless bluster of one person or a group supposedly in command of a situation.

« All the posturing and machonachos was proven empty by the blusterfuck that followed. |

by Fray Monkini July 5, 2009

basterd balls

a complete basterd whom fathers children with his over active balls

"hey why dont you fuck off basterd balls"

by matthew g c November 12, 2008

Wall Blisters

This is usually found in the crack of a fat man's ass. It's when the inner ass cheeks (the ass walls) rub together and cause irritation. The hair in and around this region causes friction and may lead to the man shaving his ass completely or/and stuffing wads of toilet paper in his ass as he leaves home each morning.

Jay developed wall blisters after walking around Six Flags all day.

by Hard Ass May 22, 2003