Christmas biscuit

A lingering fart - one with substance.

Man, that elevator smells like ass! I think Jim left a Christmas biscuit in there.

by Carrie H November 26, 2007

gift biscuit

Leaving an air biscuit or fart behind in an enclosed space for someone else to enjoy at a later time.

I got into the elevator on the 10th floor and someone left a gift biscuit in there. It was so bad, I took the stairs!

by somethingsafoot March 8, 2009

hangin' biscuit

Wearing sandals or strappy pumps that are too small, so that your heel hangs out over the shoe sole (and looks like a half-eaten biscuit hanging out).

Those sandals are too small for your size 10 feet. You're hangin' biscuit, girl.

by Miss Construe July 19, 2011

Come on the Biscuit

A masturbation party game where male contestants masturbate furiously to avoid being the last to come on the biscuit. With the last past the post having the forfeit of consuming the biscuit.

Fucking hell, I've never been that sick since my last defeat in Come on the Biscuit.

by Big Bad Gaz October 10, 2003

soggy biscuit

a game which rules involve masturbating in a group over a biscuit (prefrebly a plain biscuit) and the first one to shoot his laod wins and the last one has to eat the biscuit!

person:hey guys fancy a game of 'soggy biscuit'?
friends:no scott ur too fast!

by scott dornan April 3, 2003

piss biscuit

Deodorant cake hung on rim of toilet bowl.

It's about time to replace the piss biscuit.

by Trish O. November 1, 2002

Ass Biscuit(s)

A Combination of sweat, poo, and cotton from boxers that has clug to the anal hairs are referred to 'Ass Biscuits'.

Jack: ' Aw Boys, Ive got a massive ass biscuit!!'
'My nails are hurting from the last picking session last week of my ass biscuits.'

Ass Biscuit(s)

by Thom els October 11, 2008