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by Your cute BF October 23, 2019
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Other than being known as a hottie, she is a God-loving woman. She is always willing to follow God's commandments and do his will before her own. A true disciple of Jesus Christ is what Bailey Smith is. Many would say that she is a perfect mother figure that will teach her own children the happiness of the restored gospel that she loves. She is a righteous example for everyone she interacts with and inspires everyone to be the best selves that they can be. Any man will be extremely lucky to have Bailey Smith in their life.
Example 1:
Man 1: I can't make it, I've got a date tonight!
Man 2: That's fine, whats her name?
Man 1: Bailey Smith
Man 2: YOU LUCKY SON OF A .....conversation cuts out
Example 2
Man 1: I think I just found the woman of my dreams!
Man 2: Oh really? Why do you say that?
Man 1: Because she made me happy! I cant stop smiling! You know the best part?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: She completely rocks wearing bunny ears! She made my jaw drop!
Man 2: You know what this sounds like right?
Man 1: I don't know, what?
Man 2: She sounds like a Bailey Smith to me!
Man 1: HOW'D YOU KNOW?!?!?!
Man 1: I can't make it, I've got a date tonight!
Man 2: That's fine, whats her name?
Man 1: Bailey Smith
Man 2: YOU LUCKY SON OF A .....conversation cuts out
Example 2
Man 1: I think I just found the woman of my dreams!
Man 2: Oh really? Why do you say that?
Man 1: Because she made me happy! I cant stop smiling! You know the best part?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: She completely rocks wearing bunny ears! She made my jaw drop!
Man 2: You know what this sounds like right?
Man 1: I don't know, what?
Man 2: She sounds like a Bailey Smith to me!
Man 1: HOW'D YOU KNOW?!?!?!
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