Autistic wanna-be Voldemort

Also known as Mr. Peter Dutton.

While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.

Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.

by The professional definers June 8, 2025

Autistic goonmonkey

It means that somebody is an Retard/Dumb and is acting like a masturbating ape too with no impulse control nor rational thoughts

John: Hey Brad
Brad: What?
John: your a fucking Autistic goonmonkey

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda July 5, 2025

autistic unicorn

a sexual position where the top will take a dildo with a suction cup and put it on their forehead and stringing up the bottom up in the air and head butting it into whichever hole they choose

i did the autistic unicorn on my boyfreind

by rumpleforeskin54 July 19, 2025

Autism

Old man talks about icy hot (vol. 0.25 speed)
..or the person that tells the story about old man icy-hot

Autism, momma might have gotten you tested for it

by supercoolbigwalmartboss July 26, 2025

autistigay

gamertagtaken.

man, gamertagtaken sure is autistigay.

by kromosome July 27, 2025

Autism

It's a spectrum, and it's genetic (not caused by milk, Tylenol, or vaccines like a bunch of stupid anti-science vegans and parents would like you to believe). It isn't contagious, so don't worry.Most of the time, you could walk past someone and not notice their condition unless you try to have a conversation with them. They have trouble making eye contact, come off as direct/awkward/aloof, and may show signs of ADHD. Not all people with the condition are stupid, non-verbal, childish, or violent contrary to what the media would like you to believe.

Some problems that the people have it face:

Lack of job stability
Poverty
Depression/suicide
Loneliness
Discrimination
Stereotyping
Misinformation (fuck you PETA and anti-vaxxers!!! 🖕🏼)
Addictions (drugs, alcohol, and/or gambling)
Obsessive compulsive behaviours
Bullying
Rape
Anxiety
Anti-science assholes on the internet
Abuse (whether it be at the hands of family, "friends", "lovers", or healthcare workers)
Lack of fulfillment in adulthood

Life with it is hard for the person who has it. They constantly feel like an outsider, a joke, an inconvinience, a loser, a failure, and/or an outcast. It's easy enough to make a few friends during their school days, but once adulthood hits, loneliness is a constant battle. Usually having a pet (dog or cat) helps, especially if they feel therapy or drugs (prescibed by a doctor) won't help.

Yeah, you can have autism and be somewhat normal, but you tend to struggle more than other people. Sometimes it can be a personal Hell that you can never escape from, especially with the constant job changes and chronic poverty and loneliness.☹️

by Failurebitch July 27, 2025

Autistic

People who did great things for the world yet still are treated like shit by faggots with no life. Anyone who dares use it as an insult should be grinded up into meat and made into McDonald's burgers.

Albert Einstein, Bill Gates, Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin and Nikola Tesla were famous autistic people.

by Ronald Glumpp August 4, 2025