kobi archer

Better than Lennon

Everyone is kobi archer

by Notmaisonwatterson March 8, 2022

Lifetime Achievement Award

When you are invited to be in the wedding party of a childhood friend that you have not talked to in many years.

Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho.

Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?

Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.

Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.

Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.

by Mike109999 May 3, 2022

Peter Archibald Fitton

a guy with a massive horse cock. and he has a private jet. and only gets rejected once.

damn, Peter Archibald Fitton is supa coo foo.

by popepeter May 4, 2022

Cleveland Arches

When you see a perfect good pair of feet hanging out the window CLE cellphone lot then proceeded to approach the feet and use them for some self service.

On my walk through the cellphone lot yesterday I took a ride down the Cleveland arches, I timed it so perfectly that by the time he got his shoes on I was already over the fence.

by Le Stefan July 16, 2022

the archer

the archer is the anxious, for the ones with attachment/abandonment issues, the ones who have a hard time trusting, the insecure, the ones who hide their struggle, the people pleasers, the burnt out gifted kids, the one who is pulling back the arrow but never releases it

taylor swift literally wrote the archer about me

by lonelypieceofbread April 13, 2023

Spanish Archer/s

Albanians i.e Albo /El Bow/s

Those Spanish Archer/s have taken over, they supply everything now.

by George Alders October 14, 2023

Jack Archibald (Jarchy)

A frat boy. One who does not shut the fuck up despite being asked multiple times. His face looks like an ass which is why his cheeks are red and his breath smells like shit. Give him some booze and he will turn in to the purest form of an obnoxious douche bag. He thinks he's funny and takes himself to seriously. He thinks this description is a joke, when in reality, he is the biggest joke there is.

Jack Archibald (Jarchy) 4 lokos deep at 520 and he's starting to scream at the women for being whores. Someone call silly Willy, we need to use lethal force.

by Disambiguation November 30, 2023