Taffy Apple

A person (usually of the Caucasian descent) you know who likes to shove shit up his ass, like wine bottles, car keys, lightbulbs, toy trains, and in some cases uncles.

Well hot damn shove a stick up my ass and call me a taffy apple

by Hotel? Trivago. June 18, 2018

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Mickey Apple

The act of tying one's genitalia into a pretzel knot, in such a way that it resembles the famous Disney character.

I couldn't get it up last night so my girlfriend gave my limp noodle a Mickey Apple.

by gallopinggertie December 04, 2010

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waxy apples

When your testicles are stripped clean of their hair and are left waxy clean

You have a nice set of waxy apples

by Poseidon rulez April 07, 2015

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Apple mank

Apple mank is the core of an apple that has juice on it and it becomes apple mank if you threaten a person with it

I don’t want your apple mank!

by Shmancy pidgeon January 21, 2023

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Apple stickers

A freebie that comes with most Apple products which usually serves no purpose. You usually get two of them on a single vertical sheet and come in a variety of sizes and colors.

I can't count how many sheets of Apple stickers I have over the nearly forty years I started buying Apple products starting with the original Macintosh.

by The Real Driller June 13, 2022

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