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Lays

Lays is a Potato Chip Company, however don’t buy from them as they under fill their bags, sure the bag needs air and other stuff to stay fresh but they put more than 50% Air in their god damn bags.
by Oklomsy March 20, 2019
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The great lay

the act of taking an extended nap in bed
Ahhhhh—-I t’s finally time to take the great lay!
by Psuedoplankton February 8, 2020
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Lawn-lay

A “ Lawn-layn” is just another word for picnic. Some friends and I decided it’s time that we stop using a word with bad/hurtful history behind it and come up with a new term.
Amarey: Hey Nadia, do you have any plans today?

Nadia: Hey Amarey, and yea I’m going to a lawn-lay today
by Adoseof.lexis June 24, 2022
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tunqkulayle (tunq*ku*lay*le)

a lover, a person use only for sex or pleasure he/she ain't your man or woman
but a person you can chill with have fun and fuck after and move on smartly

and still be friends
girl: hey girl whats up? i'm just kicking it with my tunqkulayle (tunq*ku*lay*le)
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Lay Loud Go

Equivalent to "Lei Lao Gou(雷老狗)", used as an insult to Shaowu Lei(雷绍武), a notorious expert in physics, calculus and biology. He is a fanatical opposer of classical physics and denies the accuracy of Newton's Laws of Motion, believing the validity of only his own innovative theories. His theories are often naive or based solely upon personal experience, or even self-contradictory. As a result, he is constantly teased on forums such as Baidu tieba where his stubbornness as well as foolishness is rendered as a nice source of pleasure. Examples:
-When doing calculus always remember to cancel d: dv/dt=v/t
-Zero times any number x is still equal to x
-When going to pee at midnight, you stay inert. It is the bed you sleep in that moves towards the toilet.

-Using L=mkv and certain equations in celestial mechanics, one may come to the absurd conclusion that 1 year is equivalent to 5027904 days. He responds by stating this is "only a small mistake" and "the difference may be omitted"

Recently though, he is getting significantly short-tempered and dumps much more insulting language on forums than before. He is often referred to as "Lei Lao Gou", a sign of disrespect.
"Lay loud go, lay loud go,
Yell the gull toe bool song cold.
Chain chill eve will bar error allele,
Sheet die wool chip lay loud hole!" -LayLoudGo☘
by VZHHHHHH April 19, 2023
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Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging
I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.
by SmittyB1983 November 15, 2021
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egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.
Lets go egg-laying.
by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021
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