Laying Bacon

Sleeping with a cop

I heard Kyle was laying bacon after his arrest

by Crumstealer September 18, 2025

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Laying A Cable

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.

Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?

by Mad Dan (Leicester) August 18, 2019

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When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016

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Lai

Super good at dead rails and very sigma and mews alot and is super rich and has so much huzz real

THIS IS NOT FAKE

Lai means that you are very good at dead rails

by anonymous April 2, 2025

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Lay La D'

The most meaningful and purposely disrespectful action a succubus can do to and manipulate a person that is trying to help at their fullest extent of resources for a relationship.

Damn Chris really got Lay La D'ed this last time, hope that doesn't happen again!

by Thrills&Spills August 14, 2023

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