An overpriced scam that doesn't come with a charger
A device such as an iPhone with 3 cameras, because they expect you to be filming Marvel movies.
A device which has a battery that last for 0.69 milliseconds.
A device such as an iPhone with 3 cameras, because they expect you to be filming Marvel movies.
A device which has a battery that last for 0.69 milliseconds.
by totally not a mod April 23, 2021
When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.
Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face
Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face
I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie
Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*
Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*
by DericiousCaramelMan March 16, 2013
A person (usually of the Caucasian descent) you know who likes to shove shit up his ass, like wine bottles, car keys, lightbulbs, toy trains, and in some cases uncles.
by Hotel? Trivago. June 18, 2018
The act of tying one's genitalia into a pretzel knot, in such a way that it resembles the famous Disney character.
by gallopinggertie December 04, 2010
You have a nice set of waxy apples
by Poseidon rulez April 07, 2015
by riri! December 20, 2020
by purple pellets July 17, 2017