Apple Pen

It’s when you shove an apple up your ass and draw a smile face on the apple while screaming can’t have sex without a butt hole

When you’re in a winter storm and all you have is an apple and a pen it’s go time to have a apple pen.

by ThisGuysGaming June 5, 2019

Apple stickers

A freebie that comes with most Apple products which usually serves no purpose. You usually get two of them on a single vertical sheet and come in a variety of sizes and colors.

I can't count how many sheets of Apple stickers I have over the nearly forty years I started buying Apple products starting with the original Macintosh.

by The Real Driller June 12, 2022

Apple Slap

When one sits down/ enters through a doorway and doesn't wipe the back of their neck. Then whoever else is signed into the game proceeds to slap the living shit out of the other person's neck

Apple Slap :
Slap the shit out of him because he didn't wipe.

by Royal Dripp King 👑 March 14, 2018

Flesh apple

A term used to describe a man's testicles

My flesh apple really itches

by Lvposty July 6, 2019

Apple Dive

Hanging out in a car and thinking of random words to put together and look up on the internet

Shawn: Think of a word that starts with A and add a verb.

Levi: APPLE DIVE

by GirlShawn October 30, 2011

Apple Sandwich

An Apple Sandwich is the act of grabbing a large round object an apple preferably in the palm of you hand and stuffing into your homeboys anus, this is sexual pleasing for both parties. It is called an apple sandwich because the two ass cheeks around the apple act as the bread of the sandwich

I gave my homeboy joey an apple sandwich, it was super fun

by JoeyTheMan, Number 3 May 26, 2019

Apple scruncher

Someone who tries to scratch their scrote in secret but gets noticed everytime.

Your a apple scruncher dude

by Juulman May 23, 2019