Aftermath

The unexplained sickness you get from attending a mosh pit the day after.

I feel sick as hell. Probably aftermath from that mosh I went to last night.

by CallAnOptimist June 9, 2011

afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!

by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

After-fat

when a mega-lardassleaves a seat, it's the smell, sweat and residual fat energy left behind.

Guy 1: im think some fatty fat fat has been sitting in this chair, it's wet, smells and i have a craving for lard.

Guy 2: yeah the guy weighed like 30 stone. that's his after-fat.

by g4000 February 24, 2009

afterbreath

The smell, distinct from the taste, of someone’s breath after eating out their girl.

Man, she tasted amazing last night, but my afterbreath smelled like a rotten fart.

by Gmoosedawg July 9, 2019

aftergguk

An amazing Bts fanpage y’all bitches can ever see, and amazing owner.

Who’s ur fav fp?
Me: Oh @aftergguk, stan aftergguk for clear skin🙄

by Ur #1 Fan December 22, 2020

fecal afterbirth

The large amount of shit still adhered to your asscrack or what may seep out after taking a massive dump, even though you were sure you sufficiently wiped to cleanliness.

This condition is noticed when you all the sudden feel massively crusty down there, and usually means you must re-enter the bathroom to tidy up.

Boss: "Why did you go to the bathroom again? You were just in there for 20 minutes."

You: "Sorry boss, I had a bad case of fecal afterbirth"

by Shazzbozz July 9, 2010

On After

Where the Hash goes after finishing Circle. Usually a bar or other unfortunate vendor of alcoholic beverages.

I ran with Least Worst H3 last night and the On After was a fucking blast.

by eXplodes On iMpact LWH3 February 27, 2015