When (generally on a road trip) you experience a moment of uncertainty when forced to lower your backside onto a particularly unhygienic toilet.
by Dongledawg December 9, 2016
Get the Truck stop twerkmug. The act of leading two turgid men into a cornfield by their "cobs" with intent of "husking" them with any given orifice.
by Flickes October 22, 2018
Get the The Nebraska Hand-Truckmug. Dat delightful "click-kuh, click-kuh, click-kuh, click-kuh..." flashers-relay sound dat you hear when da brown boxy delivery-van is parked in front of your house, instantly throwing your excitement into overdrive in eager breathless anticipation of whatever delightful package that the driver is gonna deliver to your family.
Dat familiar UPS-truck cadence may indeed be an exciting sound for regular residential customers to hear, but da loud cloying rhythm quickly becomes "old" for da driver, since he has to listen to it all day at each and every delivery-stop, when he has to activate da truck's safety-flashers.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
Get the UPS-truck cadencemug. Before partaking in an act of 69, defecate in an old pair of underpants and pull them down to allow your penis to move freely. Then, as you are about to ejaculate, let the excrement flow out of your nappy onto your partner's head, taking care not to let it flow out prior.
Strategic timing and handling skill is necessary to execute this one. It's not for the faint-of-heart.
Strategic timing and handling skill is necessary to execute this one. It's not for the faint-of-heart.
I was parked in the rest stop when, out the back, I saw an adventurous young couple performing 69. They did a Wyoming dump truck at the end; it got everywhere.
by the petulant parliamentarian May 24, 2017
Get the wyoming dump truckmug. "Bro I'm hungry, going for some grub brb..."
"But it's 1 a.m.!?"
"Trust me bro"
30 minutes pass...
"Dude what's with all those bullet holes on the side of your car!"
"Went to Johnny's Food Truck bro!"
"You fukkin crazy???"
"Why? It's a South Providence THANG! Now ya gotta try these chimis!"
"But it's 1 a.m.!?"
"Trust me bro"
30 minutes pass...
"Dude what's with all those bullet holes on the side of your car!"
"Went to Johnny's Food Truck bro!"
"You fukkin crazy???"
"Why? It's a South Providence THANG! Now ya gotta try these chimis!"
by Bucket West Miguel January 4, 2020
Get the Johnny's Food Truckmug. by Dr. Dickweed June 14, 2011
Get the mexican cement truckmug. During sex, you turn around and proceed to make beeping sounds like a truck as you back up onto a girl, then take a shit on her chest.
by KaBoom February 14, 2014
Get the Chicago Dump Truckmug.