One of the most retarded presidents in American history. Went to school and tried to become a master locksmith but was too stupid and his dad paid off his teachers.
I'm George "W" Bush and I'm a fucking faggot.
by Levi Norman February 08, 2005
Someone who I love and who I will love for forever and ever. She’s the greatest, prettiest and kindest girl on earth
Guy: savannah is beautiful
Savannah: thank you but I only like t.l🙄
Guy: damn savannah w is so awesome
Savannah: thank you but I only like t.l🙄
Guy: damn savannah w is so awesome
by Tate L June 06, 2022
Student A: oo whos that hott partying girl over there?
Student B: Molly Carton oh my bad its the ONE and ONLY cat W!
Student B: Molly Carton oh my bad its the ONE and ONLY cat W!
by hott mamma January 28, 2005
"Dude, Nancy was a total George W this past Saturday."
"Aw gross, Bush?"
"Yeah I think one got in my mouth."
"Aw gross, Bush?"
"Yeah I think one got in my mouth."
by Daredpowerranger September 28, 2014
a fascist fuck. belives that war will save the world. WHAT GOOD WILL WAR DO YOU BASTARD? constantly contradicts himself and his religion. ignorant
little jimmy came home one day to find his parents watchingt he presidents address.
"YOU BASTARDS!"
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"youre acting like george bush."
"how?"
"by being a fag like george w. bush."
"YOU BASTARDS!"
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"youre acting like george bush."
"how?"
"by being a fag like george w. bush."
by samisjesus June 05, 2006
1. Somebody idiots support.
2. Somebody who only got votes because stupid people are afraid of anything even remotely left-wing.
3. Pathetic excuse for a leader... all who follow him are similarly pathetic.
4. The single man responsible from lowering the USA's average IQ from the normal (100) to 41.
5. The reason why the word "retarded" is used more and more.
6. Somebody who supports "bravery" by soldiers, yet pussies out of service himself. see AWOL.
2. Somebody who only got votes because stupid people are afraid of anything even remotely left-wing.
3. Pathetic excuse for a leader... all who follow him are similarly pathetic.
4. The single man responsible from lowering the USA's average IQ from the normal (100) to 41.
5. The reason why the word "retarded" is used more and more.
6. Somebody who supports "bravery" by soldiers, yet pussies out of service himself. see AWOL.
"Comparing Bush to Hitler is like comparing Gandhi to Jeffrey Dahmer"? Fuck no! Gandhi used non-violent resistance.
Comparing Bush to Hitler is REALLY like omparing Ed Gein to Timothy McVeigh - both murderers, but different brands.
2. "Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying Churchill and Hitler are the same"? Fuck no! Churchill opposed a power-hungry freak, Bush is one.
Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying the truth - both cowards.
1. Idiot: "I support Bush!"
2. Republican: "Holy shit! That guy's a democrat?! I can't vote for him, (despite I agreeing with his policies), I'd be called liberal!" (Too stupid to realise voting is anonymous...)
3. Republican: "I'm patheic..."
4. Bush (senior): "Now, son, let's open up the result of your medical..."
Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."
Bush (senior): "I knew it! It's heritary... you don't have a brain either!"
Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."
5. Reporter: "We're here at the local shopping mall to find out opinions on our President... excuse me, young man..."
Anybody: "Yeah?"
Reporter: "What do you think of George W. Bush?"
Anybody: "Retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded... etc.."
6. Officer: "Where on God's green earth is soldier George W. Bush?!"
Private: "He's gone AWOL, sir. Re-reading his ABCs..."
Officer: "He better got his yella ass back here pronto!"
Private: "Unlikely, sir. He's still looking at the pictures... not started on 'A' yet..."
Comparing Bush to Hitler is REALLY like omparing Ed Gein to Timothy McVeigh - both murderers, but different brands.
2. "Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying Churchill and Hitler are the same"? Fuck no! Churchill opposed a power-hungry freak, Bush is one.
Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying the truth - both cowards.
1. Idiot: "I support Bush!"
2. Republican: "Holy shit! That guy's a democrat?! I can't vote for him, (despite I agreeing with his policies), I'd be called liberal!" (Too stupid to realise voting is anonymous...)
3. Republican: "I'm patheic..."
4. Bush (senior): "Now, son, let's open up the result of your medical..."
Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."
Bush (senior): "I knew it! It's heritary... you don't have a brain either!"
Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."
5. Reporter: "We're here at the local shopping mall to find out opinions on our President... excuse me, young man..."
Anybody: "Yeah?"
Reporter: "What do you think of George W. Bush?"
Anybody: "Retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded... etc.."
6. Officer: "Where on God's green earth is soldier George W. Bush?!"
Private: "He's gone AWOL, sir. Re-reading his ABCs..."
Officer: "He better got his yella ass back here pronto!"
Private: "Unlikely, sir. He's still looking at the pictures... not started on 'A' yet..."
by wez-1 August 14, 2005