Face Commando

Going without Makeup

Hey, are you wearing any makeup?

No, I'm going face commando today

Face Commando by k-dub23 November 23, 2010

face-do 

The styling or cut of facial hair. Like a hair-do except for the hair on your face.

Stan: Bob's sporting the flava savor.
Ebony: Nah. That's a soul patch. It's his new face-do.
moustachebeard

face-do by TemplarDC January 19, 2011

face rat 

A person who spends all day assing around on Facebook looking for status updates in which they can post perverted or otherwise obscene comments on. Face rats also enjoy being tagging or being tagged by other face rats in pictures of things like: men with titties, women with fupas or penis or vagina shaped objects.

All of my friends are total face rats. We check our new notifications like a pervert checking his mail box for porno mags hoping someone has commented on the totally disgusting yet hilarious picture of the hairy guy with titties we posted.

face rat by The Real Dickens Cider January 24, 2011

Face Crit

1. A critical strike of the facial region.

2. A hard blow or hit to the facial region.
To be used in video games when one is getting hit for high amounts of damage, or to be used in when a hard blow or strike has been dealt to someones facial region.

Dude 1: Doood, did you see that guy just get nailed in the face?

Dude 2: yeah man! total face crit!
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Gamer: look at taht n00b takin those facecrits

Face Crit by Beauwankkle February 19, 2011

face to facebooking

When you step outside the realms of social networking, and actually communicate with an acquaintance through face to face, verbal contact.

face to facebook, face to facebooking, face to facebooker

Don't worry, you can come round to my house and we can do some face to facebooking in the meantime!

face to facebooking by limeywesty February 24, 2011

face-dusting 

Similar to "crop dusting," face-dusting is the act of making a vicious, inappropriate comment on a friend's facebook page and then ignoring the outraged aftermath. Face-dusting.

Also has application on Twitter, though Mr. Gottfried did prove that you can ignore the aftermath all you want, you could still lose your pool cleaning income from "dusting."

"Happy Bday. May it be your last. Seriously. You're a blight on humanity, and need to be expunged. And then rot. Or rot first. Whatever." -Post, then ignore the ridiculous comments from cranky, oversensitive family members and friends. Face-dusting.

face-dusting by daily mews April 1, 2011

Face beer 

The cheap, putrid swill that beer drinkers subsist on in times of economic hardship. Named for the inevitable facial scowl that accompanies each excruciating sip. Popular amongst seasonal workers in western Canada.

Monty was laid-off a month early this year, so he can't afford to drink that German stuff he usually buys. The poor guy's been stuck drinking face beer all winter.

Face beer by WorkingForTheMan May 6, 2011