Open Face Parkdale Slider

When someone lunges their genitals onto someone's face in a sliding motion, usually involves sweat and welfare.

Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.

"After that dinner argument I took your mother into the side room and gave her an Open Face Parkdale slider."

"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."

by Kdiamondz April 7, 2013

Smackable-face

A smackable-face is when some one looks at you, encouraging for you to smack there sassy face

Damnit billy, don't give me the 'smackable-face', or you know what's gonna happen!

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

face blades

Your teeth

This meat is so tuff my face blades aren’t sharp enough to eat it

by Mousehunt July 12, 2024

Uber Waiting Face

A particular look of confusion and impatience when someone is waiting curbside for their Uber or Lyft and they start to approach your car even though you’re not an Uber.

e.g. If you’re driving any car typically associated with an Uber or Lyft (Dark Prius etc) you will get the Uber Waiting Face. The ride seeker will give you the look and then start to approach your car.

by noticer27 July 31, 2019

Ass Face

Someone who is a total ass, someone who is being unreasonable or stupid

Girl #1: Omfg, that new girl Keisha is sooo rude.

Girl #2: I know, she is such an Ass Face.

by Idekwhattochooseformypseudonym November 10, 2019

First Class Face

The look of smug disdain you get when you walk on a plane from that one guy in first class that wants you to know to feel like cattle in economy.

I was explaining a idea I had to a colleague and he gave me first class face and just walked away.

by BattlestarDumbgantica October 7, 2022

rob face

The look you give when you agree to something, but don't really want to.

You just said yes, why am I getting g the Rob Face

by Jim frankenberry March 11, 2025