Pornstar face

The face a pornstar makes when getting their cheeks clapped.

“Ciara has a pornstar face” or “Look at that pornstar face” or “pornstar face”

by ceekaine May 24, 2022

Bale Face

When you here a good tune on the radioand you make a face like Gareth Bale.

Did you hear that tune dropped on Houseology last night. Gave me a proper Bale Face

by Atomicflange February 28, 2017

cloakroom face

A squinty beady-eyed look of disdain, barely in your direction, from a rather unpleasant nightclub cloakroom worker, who is desperately miserable inside, and wishes no other than to redirect this misery upon your fine self... and your coats

Ooh Stacey walked into the office today with a right old cloakroom face on... she must be on the blob

by elvis_in_lace January 8, 2024

Poo Face

A person with a face that looks like poo.

Man your face looks like poo. Haha poo face

by OragnutanusRex March 29, 2017

Munson Face

The face you make when you eat something gross for the first time.

She made the funniest munson face when she ate an oyster for the first time.

by Eric Huxley September 27, 2014

Pants-face

When pants are flipped upside down they can sometimes resemble a face.

"Sometimes when one stares in the dark they might see a face and when they turn on the light to only see some pants in its place, that is the phenomenon of pants face."

"Damn those pants have one hell of a face, damn Pants-face."

by Anarchon March 5, 2021

village face

The quality of having a face similar to that of a Russian villager. Synonymous with homely and haggard, suggesting familiarity with farming practices.

Sveta thinks the girl at the corner of the table has village face and is unlikely to ever get married

by OhNoPotato August 12, 2016