dollar dog

Citizen of the United States of America.

He's a typical dollar dog - total bullshitter without an off-switch.

by Dave Scratter January 11, 2025

dollar dog

A citizen of the United States of America.

He's a typical dollar dog - a total bullshitter without an off-switch.

by Dave Scratter January 11, 2025

Dog-free

People who call themselves "Dog-free" are people who absolutely hate dogs, refuse to be around them, and bitch when they see one doing something slightly out of their liking. The term came from the subreddit r/dogfree.

Person 1: Dogs are absolutely disgusting, I consider myself to be Dog-free!
Normal Person: what the fuck is wrong with you

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser January 11, 2025

I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

annoying dog

an annoying ass creature that will tear up sheets, beg for food to the point where you cant say no, and that stares at you while you do everything and ANYTHING...

*changing clothes*
annoying dog: stares intensely
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*walking into apartment after long day at work ready to lay down*
annoying dog: I RIPPED AND PEED ON YOUR BED

(all you hear is loud high pitched barking)

by siriquis October 16, 2019

Up dog

Do you know what it is?

Ask what it is. Yep it’s true up dog

by Ben Dover Kid October 16, 2019

Fufu Dog

Small spoiled lap dog

Chuichuia, or any mix with a chuichuia

She has a fufu dog beings she has no kids.

by Flossy37 October 24, 2019