love surrogate

Getting someone to fuck your boyfriend via tinder

Your so pretty, you'd be a perfect love surrogate for for my long distance bf, Damon

by FatherJones July 9, 2016

love glub

A Brazilian tongue hump, usually involving a lot of saliva

Person A: Bro, I got with this awesome Mormon chick last night
Person B: Did you give her the love glub?
Person A: totes!

by loveglub June 18, 2016

Reverse Love Poo

The act of taking a spoon full of your lovers shit and inserting it into your rectum

"Hey baby, wanna try a reverse love poo tonight?"
"No Craig, thats fucked up."

by R3ctumAnnhilator69 June 17, 2016

Love punch

To fist the woman you love

I can't wait to love punch my dirty girl.

by Elle245 May 31, 2016

Love mitt

A vagina or something referencing to a vagina

Xander said to Tyrease "Put it right in my love mitt!"

by [e-mail] May 20, 2016

Love Frosting

Dried jisms that remain white and crusted on pubes due to inadequate post sex cleanup.

After Eric freaked out on acid, Jillian didn't have time to get tidy and ended up with a nice bouquette of love frosting on her bush like one of those white trees in the lots around Xmas.

by GapingAspHole June 21, 2016

love five

When you go for a low five but end up holding hands for like five minutes.

We were just hanging out and then she gave me a sick love five!

by Rumbutt April 20, 2016