Hot Past

Sharing detailed accounts of your past sexual experiences with your significant other as a form of foreplay.

Hey babe I want to hear how much of a slut you were in your hot past.

Does my hot past turn you on?

by Bored Hubby November 24, 2025

Hot badge

When you slap your jizz into the skin of your partner after sex.

Kevin gave me a hot badge right across the cheek last night.

by Fellisum November 1, 2023

hot girl

hott girl

your so hot girl

by puriza February 22, 2023

Hot Pocket

When a woman has a hysterectomy and her uterus and crevice are removed, the vagina in essence leads to no where this becoming nothing more than a pocket. A hot pocket.

Lea had a hysterectomy, now her vagina is nothing more than a hot pocket

by In Law Hate May 9, 2018

New Jersey Hot Plate

the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece

also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.

"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"

by nj lover July 2, 2023

Big Hot Carl Energy

Confident enough to not let anyone know youve filled your pants. You either did it, or you did'nt.

Shannon couldnt make it in time to the toilet, lucky shes got that Big Hot Carl Energy.

by BigBrownPatty November 24, 2022

Hot Topsy

Hot Topsy (noun): a tantalising yet disappointing garnish or finger food, typically consisting of a small amount of cheese or other topping on a cracker or piece of bread. While Hot Topsy may appear enticing and flavorful, it often fails to live up to expectations, leaving the consumer feeling unsatisfied and let down. The term is derived from the idea of a topsy-turvy experience, in which something seems exciting or promising at first, but ultimately turns out to be lacklustre.

"I was so excited for the charcuterie board, but all we got were these Hot Topsy crackers with a tiny bit of cheese on them."

by aus_sprinkles May 7, 2023