cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.
by Funnygirl303 November 14, 2023
do have sex in a shopping trolley in a public place, group trolley dogging is best, especially if your trolley has a child seat...
by dr.dogger! November 02, 2009
A totally rad dude who every person loves. He is funnier than most. Everybody needs a con dog in their life.
by F.A.B.0234 May 21, 2018
by Not the normal one January 17, 2022
California roller dog is the act of replacing gas station hot dogs with steamy, solid, and rigid turds.
Last Friday night me and ole Ricky mosied on down to the 7/11 on the corner and delivered em the California roller dogs they didn’t know they needed.
by Larry the hog squeeler May 15, 2024
"That Beatrice up t'road comes past 'ere every day in clapped oot motor, reet banging and wheezing and making a chuffin' racket, but will she tak it t'shop and get it fixed? Will she owt, wouldn't answer a dog's bark, that one"
by Sleekit December 15, 2023
The chilikraut dog has proven itself to be a major staple in the american diet along with 1/4 lbs cheeseburgers and diet soda. Although the "kraut" aspect of the dish is optional the medicinal properties of the meal would be compromised. Medicinal properties such as: X-ray vision,the ability to fly and rapid muscle growth (trust us, it's really muscle).
" I went on the chilikraut diet and gained an extra 50 lbs of muscle! yeah!"
" Girl, my doctor said I wasn't eating enough chilikraut dogs. You know what that means "
" Girl, my doctor said I wasn't eating enough chilikraut dogs. You know what that means "
by Mistress Weiner May 14, 2009