gay

when you used to be scared but now you're not

"Hey, Eric?"

"Yeah, Butters?"

"What does gay mean?"

"When you used to be scared but now you're not."

"Oh ok-

"HEY DAD- I'M GAY!!!" =)

by craigel_the_bagel June 12, 2023

Gay

When the girl sucks to much dick

“Bro ur sister is gay asf”

by Yugb January 18, 2022

Gay ass nigga

Stupid nigga who ain't get no bitches so he likes men

Henry: Sup dawg
Julien: remember when I squeezed your ass so hard you came
Henry: shut the FAWK up you Gay ass nigga

by I'm a real nigga June 23, 2023

Gay

Being Gay is okay !!!
If u are gay, i support u :D

Miloš: Im Gay...
Borislav: Me too, i like boys !!
Miloš: Woah, Borislav, u are really hot today.
Borislav: Thank u, u too bby~
*They kissed*
*Now they are together*

by Kakashi is my daddy December 31, 2020

Gay

Fortnite

Joe: "You know what i heard this fortni-"
Harry: "Aint that the gay game?"
Joe: "i don-"
Harry: "THATS GAY"
Joe: *sticks up middle finger*
Harry: "Why did you just glue your hand to the wall?"
Joe: "What?"
Harry: *pulls down Joe's pants and runs off*
Joe: *remembers he went commando*

*Joe's crush walks up*
crush: "Tiny hard pp"
Joe: *in tears, whimpering* "H-help"
crush: "no bitch"
And joe is still stuck there to this day...

by Kierancraft December 19, 2019

Gay

You.

You're gay.

person 1: Haha you're gay
person 2: NoOoOOoo.:..!: *flips table*
person 1: brrt *runs to nearest mcdonalds*

by ScandinavianSexMonster December 5, 2022

Gay God

from an orthodox/superstitous perspective or for people who have faith in such entites.,its when the god u believe in is pretty visibly and irrationally biased towards the male population and prescribes indifference and injustice for the female population like denying them human rights. And as its god, u abide by their rules so he is then a gay god. Channelising his love for men in a twisted but cUteSy way <3

Any god can suddenly start having such characteristics if u suddenly find yourself following such guidelines for then u know your god prescribed them!

A_creature:- heard y'all were legalising marriage by 13 years for females?
Another_creature:- yeah man., <pun intended> gotta what we gotta do-!
hence, the gay god fever continues as earth years roll by.........>_<

by tv_girl August 5, 2025